The Tourture Chamber

911: "911 Emergency response."
Madi: "Hello? Hello. This is Madison A. Dog. I need your help."
911: "What seems to be the problem?"
Madi: " I stink and I don't know why and my moms aren't doing anything about it!"
911: "OK Madison, so why do you stink? What happened?"
Madi: "I don't know.... I did my usual rolls outside and I think I rolled on something stinky. OH GOD. It stinks so bad." (GAG)
911: "OK, Madison..."
Madi: "Please call me Madi."
911: "OK Madi, have you tried getting your mom to smell you?"
Madi: "Yes. I keep walking over to her, but she just keeps saying 'What is that smell?'"
911: "OK"
Madi: "She even lifted my tail up to see if I had a dingle berry stuck to my butt. I wanted to say, MOM! It's not my butt, it's up by my neck!"
911: "So what is your emergency Madi?"
Madi: "So my moms eventually found the smell coming from my neck..."
911: "Well that is good!"
Madi: "NO! They figured it out just as Aunt Janis got here to play with me. I never get to see my Aunt Janis."
911: "Don't worry Madi. Aunt Janis isn't going anywhere."
Madi: "But I stink! And the moms are getting the torture chamber ready for me!!"
911: "Tortuer Chamber??? Madi, are you being harmed in anyway? Do you need me to send SPCA to come get you?"
Madi: "I have only been in the torture chamber once!!! Oh god, Mom is lifting me up and getting ready to put me in it!!!! Help me!!!"
911: "Madi, I am going to get SPCA on line two. You hold on."
Madi: "I can't hold on... oh wait. It looks like Moms will be getting in the tub with me..."
911: "Tub? Madi, what are you talking about?"
Madi: "The Torture Chamber, mom is getting in the tub with me. I have to take a bath because I stink."
911: "So no one is physically hurting you?"
Madi: "No. They are making me take a bath so I will smell pretty again."
911: "OK. It's a good thing you told me Madi, otherwise SPCA was going to come take you away."
Madi: "NO!! I love my moms!!!! NO!!"
911: "It's OK Madi, it seems like your moms have everything under control. And just think, when you are done with the bath, Aunt Janis will be waiting to play with you."
Madi: "Really?? OH Thank you nice 911 operator! I love you! Until I talk to you next time, Good Day!"